Deep thoughts

I don't know where this thought came from but it just did one night. I remembered one day in high school some of the guys were sitting around on the school lot somewhere just talking.

One guy, Mel, suddenly turns to me and says, "Raph, you got no ass". ..........................

Yeah! Exactly! What do you say to that? I don't remember if I said anything. What do I say? "Um..ok" I think ever since then I've had a complex about my ass hahah. Maybe I need to invent an ass bra.

Then I got another Seinfeld moment. The episode where George had a comment from a coworker "The ocean just called, they're running out of shrimp." He didn't know what to say but spends the entire episode trying to rebutt that with, "Oh yeah?! The jerk store just called, and they're running out of YOU".

So now I'm thinking of my answer almost 15 years later.... "WTF are you looking at my ass for anyway Mel?" Heheheh. I mean, seriously...... how gay is that? Definitely "jerk store" material.....