Gym Antics

So Burmuda keeps doing the strangest things down at the gym....

I once was driving down to the gym and caught him walking out. Bare chested & walking his strange walk where his arms defy gravity. Funny that he's bald up top but his chest was covered in fur. He should graft some of that stuff up to the top of his head.

He once sat next to me in the next curling machine....I had my earphones on listening to my music. Suddenly I hear the most aweful blood-curdling singing all of a sudden and find out it's Bermuda himself singing to his own stuff. He's like singing as if the world was his oyster and everyone in the gym deserved to listen to him sing his country western music or whatever the hell that was. It could have been a chant to summon the demons of the abyss for whatever I know.

I've since seen him sing out loud like that more then once. Everyone always glances around like "what the hell is that?" whenever they hear him.

I see this other guy lately now I call Santa. He's looks like Santa because he seems like he's exceeding his 50s and has a full bushy white beard. But he's maybe 6'3 and always wears some kind of big basketball jersey that says Kobe or something on the back. I think he has a training partner that comes with him.... he doesn't bother me that much but they're always talking damn loud to each other too from all the way across the gym.

I hear all this while I have my own music in my headset that's how loud these suckers are. Damn attention whores.

Gotta love it.