Babooze
Awwww. Poor kitty. I just couldn't suppress un-manly giggle seeing that picture. When you need a lift, you can always depend on CuteOverload.com to rescue the mood.
I have a plan in place to get enough money in the right places so I can live like a bum on just interest alone. Yeah yeah...who doesn't right?
I mean, if you do some calculations, it isn't out of reach for most of us. I did some numbers as I was waiting in the Taco Bell drive through line waiting for my 3 taco special today...
Let's say you lose your wallet like a "Babooze" (so my 2nd mom Joy calls me), and since you don't have groceries in the freezer, you eat out each day. So that's at least $10/day easy right? Maybe more, maybe less depending on how much of a pig you are. That's $280/mo just to feed your face, forget all the other bills for a sec.
Just putting only about $7k in an account earning 3.8% will get $266/mo. That's like your bank is treating you food for the whole month! HOOOO. I'm that much closer to eternal bumhood heheh. That's my lifegoal....live off interest!!
Can you imagine being as rich as someone like Bill Gates? His interest alone is probably more then most high execs get in some major companies. The time he takes to pick up a penny on the street he's earned more then you and I might see all year.
Anyway, I encourage checking out that ING savings account at 3.8% - 4.75% interest that thing is hot right now. You get $25 just for opening it with $250 too. If you message me I can refer you and earn $10 myself as well. If you still leaving your money in a .5% local savings account you're definitely BABOOZE!
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home