I AM SOFA KING WE TODD ED

Oh my god.... check out what the average wedding cost is back in 2004 (http://www.onewed.com/articles/wedding_article_4.html)

Are you kidding me? $20k-$24k? Holy smoley smell the granoley!

Yeah, I haven't "officially" popped the question yet but Florence has already begun the process of planning. Bless her heart I'm sure this is something that's really exciting to her...and it is to ME as well. But I'd be a fool not to be shocked at how much it could be if we're not careful.

Of course their calculation includes the Honeymoon so that's a large chunk. And then I figure I'd be doing all the invitations myself....heck I'm a graphic designer for goodness sake!

But some of the charges looks insane. $2500 for the photographer? Granted some photographers can really make the difference. But we're looking at what...4 hours of work for them, and they make $2500 in that time? All they do is point camera in your general direction and push a button how hard is that? Hahah. OK, here I am posting how I suck as a photographer a couple days ago and now I'm dissing them all. I just think for $2500 I should be seeing a lot better photography then the ones I see at some weddings.

$750 for a rehearsal dinner? That better be inside Willy Wonka's giant candy lawn because I don't see how it could be that much just to have a small wedding party stand around for a couple of hours to rehearse walking down an aisle. I figure if it's inside Willy Wonka's lawn somebody would be feeding me some candy berries, scooping me a huge cup of waterfall mixed chocolate, or Oompa Loompas would run around singing me songs to keep me entertained. "OOmpa Loompa doompity doo....we're gonna charge you lucky for you!"

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...... I'm in trouble. But I guess it's worth it.
Today it's our anniversary marking the VERY first time we "met" each other online. Yeah, it sounds strange even when I say it to myself too.

Who would have thought? But come on...look at that smile. I'm a sucker for a pretty smile. I think I'm automatically going to lose any future arguments with her because I could be in the middle of proving my point (because I'm likely to be the one who's right all the time), and then she'd just flash that smile at me and I'd melt away into a tiny puddle.

I am definitely sofa king we todd ed aren't I?