Butt sweat

OK. Say you go to the gym....

You find someone using the machine you want to use. So you decide to workout someplace else and return later. You watch the guy hoping he'd hurry up. There he is taking his sweet time doing his reps...

Finally he gets up and you run over to the machine to use it...what do you find on the seat?! I nice little trail of butt sweat because he didn't wipe down behind him. So what do you do?

Do you:

1. Use your own towel to wipe off his anal juices
2. Chase him down and tell him he's left himself a snail trail behind him.
3. Just sit on it because every damn machine is probably riddled with germs anyway.
4. Fan the machine down hoping that plain old evaporation will dry up the seat.

Gross isn't it? What can you do. If you're a germaphobe, the gym is certainly not a place for you. I just treat it like camping...you KNOW you're going to get dirty there anyway. Might as well just jump headfirst into the cesspool of germs and then come home to shower.