Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Road Rage

OK, I have to post some thoughts as a means of therapy. Tonight on my way home from a great dinner with friends, a crazy Korean taxi cab driver drove up to the side of my car for a reason I can't figure out and started yelling at me, "You wanna die!? You wanna die?!..."

To be honest with you his accent was so thick I'm sitting here STILL wondering what it was that got him so mad. I really couldn't understand a word he was saying. I think it was English. /shrug.

The bizarre thing was that earlier HE was the one trying to take a left turn from one lane over from me...so HE was the one that broke the law. Why was he yelling at me?

OOOOOOOH, I swear steam started coming out of my ears. There must be something about cars, or being yelled at while IN a car that amplifies the agression by 10x. OK, count to 10 Raph... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. OOOOOHHHHMMM!

OK, while I'm on this pissy kick. Let me just say that this "Rockstar Supernova" show is stupid. Yet oddly I'm unable to avoid watching it. Maybe I'm just waiting for this to all fail. We all KNOW that this manufactured band will only last 1 album at the most and they'll break up. I mean these rockers are notorious for having a string of stupid band projects then leaving.

Dave Navarro....he's too full of himself now.

Tommy Lee...he's looking OLD. Send the boy some moisterizer he's going to look like Keith Richards in another 10 years.

Gilby Clarke.... OK. Gilby WHO? Who is this guy? Three years as a replacement rhythm guitarist for Guns and Roses AFTER they already peaked? Come on.

Jason Newsted...I can tolerate him. Seems to be a cool guy.

Remember that old Sesame Street song? "One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is kind of the same....can you guess which one is not like the other? Now it's time to play our game...."

OK boys and girls. 3 of these rockers hasn't written good material in close to 2 decades. One of them we've never heard anything good from yet. Can you guess which one?

If they don't pick this Dilana girl they're complete idiots. But then again, any of the top singers left on this show are better of NOT being voted into Supernova. Have you heard their new songs? If these songs were played and written by no-named artists, they wouldn't even be given a chance. They're pretty bad. Mark my words they'll tank after their first album and they'll bring their singer down with them.

2 Comments:

At 8:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude you should told that fool to pack his shit and go camping in North Korea!!

 
At 8:22 PM, Blogger Raphael said...

Hahah. I should have tried that but he was too busy spouting obscenities at me. It hurt my sensitive ears. I'm an angel.

 

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