Dear God

Damnit someone opened my letter!!

Nah, a friend of mine sent me a bunch of funny children's letters to God and I found one with my name on it. Hey, God doesn't need money or a chess set does he?

I'm seriously in a snappy mood this past few weeks, I really don't know why at this point. I haven't gone out to be actively pissy at people yet, but certainly the barrier between what my mind is thinking and what comes out of my mouth is a lot thinner lately. I really gotta watch it.

I was watching this series called "Lockdown" on National Geographic yesterday where a documentary crew goes into several maximum security prisons to document life in there. I'm serious some of these guys are in there for the smallest of mistakes. This one guy, straight out a prep high school team, gets into a road rage accident with someone...runs them off the road and ends up killing a passenger's unborn child. So now he's in there for negligent homicide. HOLY BEESWAX...now he's in the pit with all these crazy animals just because he couldn't control himself on the road. Talk about being scared straight man.... I'm going to drive with my windows up and wear one of those blinders they give horses so I only stare straight ahead from now on.

It's strange that our justice system would toss a young guy like that into a pit with other murderers and gangsters though. Sure he did something wrong, but how does this help him? He's really going to be "ruff" when he gets out of there in 7 years. Or as my buddy Big Daddy might put it...he may get his O-ring investigated a few times in there.

I'm still getting over the Croc Hunter man..... yeah yeah I know it's silly. The world has one less happy guy out there. All we got left are the assholes.

See? Thin barrier.