Loose pants
This is the second time in a matter of months that I have to completely reveal all my banking & financial account statements to a bunch of strangers.
The first time was a few months ago when out of a whim I went to qualify for that condo suite. I had to get records going back as far as 3 years. I told my mortgage broker "boy, I feel so naked revealing all this stuff about me like this". His response was, "Get used to it"
I guess he was right. Now my fiancee is going through the final stages of her visa process and now I have to present this affidavit of support showing that she won't become a public charge. Basically they don't want an alien resident coming in just to sit in welfare.
Fair enough. But once again, I gotta collect all this information from my financial institutions basically revealing all my finances to anybody who wants to see it. No, it's not like I'm running drug money or anything through my accounts, but I still get the sensation it's like someone's asking me to drop my pants, bend over, drop my nutsack, and cough. (too much listening to Ice Cube music I think).
Well, gotta do what I gotta do. Time to go visit my banks. I better wear loose pants.
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