{"id":1091,"date":"2008-12-17T11:53:48","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T21:53:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/?p=1091"},"modified":"2008-12-17T11:53:48","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T21:53:48","slug":"im-a-poet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/im-a-poet\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a poet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I&#8217;d share a little poem I sang to myself today while looking for lunch,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em><strong>What the hell do I eat today,<br \/>\nthere&#8217;s nothing in our kitchen.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t wanna eat no damn burrito<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the same damn thing I&#8217;ve always eaten.<\/strong><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Clever no?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No?<\/p>\n<p>Damn I need to go on a grocery run soon or I&#8217;m going to go crazy on these microwave burritos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I&#8217;d share a little poem I sang to myself today while looking for lunch, What the hell do I eat today, there&#8217;s nothing in our kitchen. I don&#8217;t wanna eat no damn burrito It&#8217;s the same damn thing I&#8217;ve always eaten. Clever no?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No? Damn I need to go on a grocery run [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1091"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1093,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions\/1093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}