{"id":1371,"date":"2009-03-03T17:13:04","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T03:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/?p=1371"},"modified":"2009-03-03T17:13:04","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T03:13:04","slug":"dont-feed-the-bears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/dont-feed-the-bears\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t feed the bears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1370\" title=\"eatenbyabear_sleepingbag\" src=\"http:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/eatenbyabear_sleepingbag.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/eatenbyabear_sleepingbag.jpg 500w, https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/eatenbyabear_sleepingbag-156x300.jpg 156w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>OK I needed a bit of good humor today and I stumbled across this sleeping bag.<\/p>\n<p>I dunno, I find it pretty funny.  On one hand I kinda want one simply for the sight gag.  I see my little boy wrapped up in all his warm body suits lately, I wouldn&#8217;t mind an adult sized body suit to keep warm these days.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand I can only see bad outcomes from this.  (1) You&#8217;re going to get attacked by a bear defending his territory, (2) you&#8217;re going to get humped by a bear looking for a good time, or (3) you&#8217;re going to get shot by a bear hunter and get your head mounted on his wall.  I don&#8217;t know which is worse&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Either way it has the taste of Darwinism at work for anyone that would hop into one of these in bear territory.  (<a href=\"http:\/\/eikoishizawa.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Eiko Ishizawa<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.monster-munch.com\/eaten-by-a-bear\/\" target=\"_blank\">Monster-Munch<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK I needed a bit of good humor today and I stumbled across this sleeping bag. I dunno, I find it pretty funny. On one hand I kinda want one simply for the sight gag. I see my little boy wrapped up in all his warm body suits lately, I wouldn&#8217;t mind an adult sized [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,19],"tags":[159,158],"class_list":["post-1371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fashion","category-humor","tag-bear","tag-sleeping-bag"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1372,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371\/revisions\/1372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}