{"id":1660,"date":"2009-08-04T15:08:16","date_gmt":"2009-08-05T01:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/?p=1660"},"modified":"2009-08-04T15:08:16","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T01:08:16","slug":"you-wanna-die-with-a-mans-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/you-wanna-die-with-a-mans-gun\/","title":{"rendered":"You wanna die with a man&#8217;s gun&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1659\" title=\"watergun\" src=\"http:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/watergun.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/watergun.jpg 448w, https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/watergun-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/watergun-140x94.jpg 140w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I always hated chores as a kid (pfft, who didn&#8217;t?)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>One of the chores I didn&#8217;t care for much was washing my dad&#8217;s car. I forget whether I had to do it in order to get allowance or something like that, but I didn&#8217;t enjoy it at all. Maybe in part because I didn&#8217;t have a cool squirtgun hose like the one above.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to keep this product in mind when Kingston comes of age to wash my car.\u00a0 Bwahahaha (<a href=\"http:\/\/design-reaktor.de\/produkte\/12.html\" target=\"_blank\">Design Reaktor Berlin<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.monster-munch.com\/water-pistol\/\" target=\"_blank\">Monster-Munch<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always hated chores as a kid (pfft, who didn&#8217;t?)&#8230; One of the chores I didn&#8217;t care for much was washing my dad&#8217;s car. I forget whether I had to do it in order to get allowance or something like that, but I didn&#8217;t enjoy it at all. Maybe in part because I didn&#8217;t have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[199,200,198],"class_list":["post-1660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-design","tag-hose","tag-water","tag-watergun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1661,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions\/1661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}