{"id":2145,"date":"2010-05-12T08:41:24","date_gmt":"2010-05-12T18:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/?p=2145"},"modified":"2010-05-12T08:41:24","modified_gmt":"2010-05-12T18:41:24","slug":"toothaches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/toothaches\/","title":{"rendered":"Toothaches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent the good part of yesterday carting my wife from one dentist to the next because she has a horrible toothache. Enough so it keeps her awake all night. You know, I want her to get better simply because I&#8217;ve had toothaches before and I know they&#8217;re NOT fun at all. They make you want to yank all your teeth out so you can feel some relief.<\/p>\n<p>At the same time, I want her to get better simply so I can decompress as well. Being the spouse of a woman in pain is <em>muy dificil<\/em> (2 years of high school Spanish that&#8217;s one of only 2 phrases I know now). Basically I&#8217;m walking on eggshells here at home every minute right now; as I savor my freshly ground coffee and sprinkle in my 2 packages of raw Hawaii sugar I feel like her eyes are boring two holes in the back of my head.<\/p>\n<p>I picked up a new game this week in anticipation of playing it all day on my birthday coming up this weekend but if she doesn&#8217;t get better I anticipate it&#8217;ll be a pretty quiet day in birthday land this time around.\u00a0 EEEP!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spent the good part of yesterday carting my wife from one dentist to the next because she has a horrible toothache. Enough so it keeps her awake all night. You know, I want her to get better simply because I&#8217;ve had toothaches before and I know they&#8217;re NOT fun at all. They make you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2145"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2146,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145\/revisions\/2146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}