{"id":2583,"date":"2010-11-23T20:38:44","date_gmt":"2010-11-24T06:38:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/?p=2583"},"modified":"2010-11-23T20:38:44","modified_gmt":"2010-11-24T06:38:44","slug":"battle-scars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/battle-scars\/","title":{"rendered":"Battle scars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Kingston is at an age now where he&#8217;s into climbing everything, but hasn&#8217;t yet built any healthy respect for heights or impending danger. He&#8217;d climb up on our bed and stand up teetering dangerously over the edge. It doesn&#8217;t help that my son has a HUGE noggin&#8230;it&#8217;s like he&#8217;s all head with just some extra parts so he can move that head around. <em>(It&#8217;s adorably cute now, but I don&#8217;t want him to be the brunt of any big head jokes one day&#8230;. it&#8217;s just ok if dad jokes about it now)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So yesterday, on my watch, he&#8217;s happily watching TV on our sofa, I turn around to clean something and plop&#8230;I hear him take a fall and watch him come crashing towards the end table at the end of our sofa. I jump to catch him in time, but he came away with a good scratch across his face under his eye and some scratches on his belly. He looks like he just fought an MMA battle.\u00a0 \/sigh.\u00a0 This parenting business is getting me OLD I tell ya.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Kingston is at an age now where he&#8217;s into climbing everything, but hasn&#8217;t yet built any healthy respect for heights or impending danger. He&#8217;d climb up on our bed and stand up teetering dangerously over the edge. It doesn&#8217;t help that my son has a HUGE noggin&#8230;it&#8217;s like he&#8217;s all head with just some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2584,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583\/revisions\/2584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}