{"id":902,"date":"2008-11-09T16:00:59","date_gmt":"2008-11-10T02:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/?p=902"},"modified":"2008-11-09T16:00:59","modified_gmt":"2008-11-10T02:00:59","slug":"dont-look-at-me-im-hiddeous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/dont-look-at-me-im-hiddeous\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t look at me I&#8217;m hiddeous!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really underestimated how uncomfortable it would be after a surgery. No, the cuts and stuff I expected&#8230;but after my ear surgery the doc jams a cotton swab (feels like it&#8217;s the size of a giant rubber tire) into my ear canal where I have to wear it for a few days until he takes it out later this week. I don&#8217;t know if it was the procedure or this thing in my ear, but my neck has been tense for days and I have difficulty opening my mouth more then an inch to eat anything.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile I only just developed enough guts to look at the scar in the back of my ear to see how it looks and it definitely looks like a long pink catepillar has clawed it&#8217;s way behind my ear. It&#8217;s really gross looking, I nearly fell over from the sight.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah right about now my wife would be rolling her eyes. I&#8217;m definitely a drama queen and I haven&#8217;t been easy to live with this past week.\u00a0 On a positive note it&#8217;s been a good excuse to take a few &#8220;days off&#8221; of work and I&#8217;ve treated myself a lot with healthy dosages of candy and ice cream to liften the mood. Boy can&#8217;t wait till they pull this swab out of my ear.<\/p>\n<p>On a lighter note I&#8217;ll be trying to return to work this week. Catching up with clients and the students of my class. Thanks to all of you for your understanding and well-wishes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really underestimated how uncomfortable it would be after a surgery. No, the cuts and stuff I expected&#8230;but after my ear surgery the doc jams a cotton swab (feels like it&#8217;s the size of a giant rubber tire) into my ear canal where I have to wear it for a few days until he takes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[114],"class_list":["post-902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-surgery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=902"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":903,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902\/revisions\/903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raphaellowe.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}