Posted by on Dec 3, 2009 in Humor, Personal, Toys | 0 comments

Dear Santa,

The following is a list of just some of the items I want for Christmas this year. I know in the past I’ve written these letters in the hopes of getting items that will make my life ever so complete, but I usually don’t get any of these things. What’s up with that?

I know…perhaps you’re too busy reading silly children letters instead of coming here to my great blog to read my list. Perhaps since I’ve moved you can’t find my address (hint: Google maps)?  Or maybe perhaps some of the items on my list are just way to expensive for you?  (don’t you get a volume discount with your elves?)

Whatever your reason Santa. Just know I’ve been a very good boy and I think I deserve some if not everything on this list:

  1. I’d love a new Wacom Pen & Touch tablet.  I’ve been using the same tablet for the last 8 years now and I wouldn’t mind a smaller one I can take on the road with me. While you’re at it Santa, Wacom’s pen-on-screen Cintiq is sexy too. Especially when I want to rub my drawing pen across some porn images.
  2. I could use a couple of Zumbrella‘s Santa. No, not so much for the rainy season, but I’m hoping they’ll help me shoot better portrait photos. While you’re feeling generous, I can’t hold these Zumbrella’s with my hands while shooting my camera. So a couple matching stands would make me eternally grateful. Otherwise, a good ring flash would do the trick as well, but then you’d have to get me a new strobe too. I won’t be greedy.
  3. What good is a couple of lights if I don’t have a good lens to shoot with? This tiny little white Canon 70-200 f2.8L lens is just what I need. You can appreciate it’s just as white as the snow in the North!
  4. A PlayStation 3 would be nice. We all know it’s one of the best Blu-Ray players around. I want my little 11 month old boy to enjoy his educational programs in the crispiest picture available. You know I’m all about thinking of others before myself
  5. Finally Sant’s…if you’re feeling generous this year. I might as well wish for the same thing I’ve been wishing for in the past 15 years in the hopes you’ll someday deliver this to me wrapped up in a big red bow. I know it’s hard to get a Porsche Carrera S stuffed into your sleigh. But I have faith that you’ll think of a way.

That’s all. Only five measly things. Because I’m all about selflessness, peace, love and harmony.

Love, Me.